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By stinky / Tuesday 24 January 2012 08:15 / United States
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By  loserman67  |  35

Okay, possible responses you can write back: A: "He who smelt it dealt it." B: "FYI, The draft in the office comes from your direction." C: "Considering your breath, I think you'd be used to the aroma." D: "The bathroom is broken, it happened the last time you planted your fat ass on the toilet." E: (If the person is a woman) "Honey, it's not me, try closing your legs." F: (if the person is a male) "Honey, try actually touching the toilet paper to your ass when you wipe." Or how about the plain and simple... G: "Grow the fuck up!"

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By  Pelreskovich  |  11

Would you rather that or they do it face to face? If you had decent hygiene in the first place.. Take a damn shower.

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  hermitknut  |  22

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the point of the fml that they DO have decent hygiene? Their coworker has made a mistake? I mean, they could still not be very hygienic, or they could be absolutely perfectly clean. The fml doesn't confirm either way, but seems to imply that the coworker is mistaken.

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  Pelreskovich  |  11

I feel as though OP is making up an excuse. I doubt OP's coworker is dumb enough to think that OP smelled like urine/feces rather than down right body odor. I'm adamant on the point that OP is smelly.

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  Pelreskovich  |  11

It is an office environment according to the post. And um (OP would have been talked to by management if he/she smelled like urine/feces).

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