Animals: Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets....

By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By crazycatlady - 04/02/2017 20:00 - United States - Charlotte

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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By MoncaBang - 29/01/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML

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By CatDad - 18/12/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I was taking a piss in my toilet, and my cat came and jumped up onto the toilet bin and looked at what I was doing. Instinctively, thinking she'd jump in or something, I grabbed her while I was midstream, causing me to piss on her, and on my hand. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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By poop - 24/03/2016 18:15 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML

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rt523 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:32

thats why you flush. gross.

Rainbow_Monkey 0

Monday 4 May 2009 20:33

Next time, flush. And wash your hands, too.

Comments

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:07

Ugh, my internet disconnected just as I posted the first time. Here we go again - On one hand, I think you deserved it because if there's a cat that loves toilets in the room you should obviously flush or at least close the lid. On the other hand - what the **** is up with all these people saying flushing a toilet (with only piss in it) is DISGUSTING? Stop your ******* whining. Next time you go to the toilet, do me - and our planet - a favour, and take the lid off the tank. Watch how much water is used with a single flush of the toilet.

wheeler6 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:23

he loves toilets but hates water?

x_eyebrows 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:24

Why did you clean him? Cats clean themselves, silly. YDI. :)

in_wonderland 1

Monday 4 May 2009 23:31

55.... a cat is not going to lick piss off of itself, it would just wait until its fur dries and then all she has is a cat that reeks of pee

awuh_man 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:32

uhm, that sucks but I think you should make sure that all the scratches your cat gave you aren't infected because you did say he was covered in pee when he scratched you, right? and by the way, didn't turning on the faucet in the tub wake the family too? but your life does suck. D:

greatnt249 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:32

"Watch how much water is used with a single flush of the toilet." I can't wait to see if you have the same attitude after someone who's just eaten a good amount of asparagus urinates in your toilet; we'll see how long you'll let your bathroom reek until you consider flushing. Urine isn't permanently sterile, by the way; it needs to be flushed.

kellster 2

Monday 4 May 2009 23:40

Hey #54, check out how much electricity your computer is using while you're trolling fmylife.com and then criticize people, mmkay?

da_newb 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:42

Flushing a toilet isn't even that loud.

pinkducttape 0

Monday 4 May 2009 23:52

#40 - automatic flushing toilets arent for the lazy - theyre to prevent spreading germs - because people generally dont wast their hands before flushing. also the op was trying not to wake the others. i do that too - just flush in the morning because i get up several times a night.