Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed...

By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

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By takingthebus - 16/09/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 07:01 - United States - Tyler

Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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By sexychica - 21/07/2009 17:45 - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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lmpinto 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:07

You two are made for each other.

Juggalette_623 9

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:08

You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron

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suii 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 15:56

I can't believe how stupid you are. He just went to jail for a DUI and you still do exactly the same thing? YDI!

Mzzangel 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:03

you can't bail someone out for a DUI until they have a bond hearing. you shouldve just slept off your own drunken state and got him out the next day. **smh**

NOVAgal 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:05

I don't believe this is true. People aren't that stupid....right? You would have to be the dumbest person to think it was okay to drive while intoxicated. Please please PLEASE don't ever have children, the world does not need more inbreed dumb hicks like you.

mmaire 0

Friday 15 January 2010 3:40

Oh, people really are that dumb. I've seen people show up to their DUI hearings drunk. As in, THEY DROVE DRUNK to face charges for driving drunk.

Rachaelzoey 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:06

hahahaha that's funny!

jskills 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:07

wow you both are complete idiots

pooter_stink 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:08

You two belong together. Stupid bitch.

oldwiseguy 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:16

A couple of LOSERS! In case you haven't figured it out yet: YOU ARE BOTH ALCOHOLICS! Go to AA and never drink again!

pinkballoon 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:21

Awww very nice love story.

Mustangboy1102 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 16:26

wow you must of hit every branch on the stupid tree. " hmm let me go talk to the cops while I'm high or under the influence. " yeah that makes perfect sense. also jails are not gender specfic. prisons are.