Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed...

By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

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By takingthebus - 16/09/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 07:01 - United States - Tyler

Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

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By sexychica - 21/07/2009 17:45 - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

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By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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Bad boys bad boys

By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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lmpinto 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:07

You two are made for each other.

Juggalette_623 9

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:08

You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron

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Some___Guy 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 13:56

Good.

Shady_R 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:12

I hope you both lose your liscence, your cars and your homes in your upcoming legal fight. Drinking and driving is INCREDIBLY stupid and the same as opening fire in a crowded room. Someone could have been killed and it would unfortunately probably not been you but rather the mother of two in the mini van you hit. YDI

blinkmeplease182 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:13

At least you're together...

hightower64 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:19

You don't get bailed out of jail for DUIs, you are released after a set period.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Friday 15 January 2010 3:06

Not true, you can be bailed out for a DUI. I had a friend who was drunk, crashed his car into a tree, got arrested, and then got bailed out by another friend of mine. I think it's dependent on the laws of the state you are in.

ClapYourHands 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:20

@fantomix -- they definitely don't have to be in an accident to get arrested. if you're swerving around or running stop signs

fireandice27 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:22

Wow - that's just stupid. But I suppose that's all that can be expected of someone who is unaware that 'I' is spelled with a capital letter. Your post makes my eyes bleed.

kimilei 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:29

DUI's are issued for driving while under ANY influence--not just alcohol. It's possible OP was high on something.

davidhasmorefun 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:43

your mom should've aborted you when she had the chance.

grimmelok 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 14:48

As soon as I read this I thought to myself, "Why do I feel like the OP is probably from some hick town?" I was right. I'm not surprised at all.

exquisite 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 15:25

Idiot!!! Don't drink and drive!!!!!!!!!! Instead of FML you should be greatful the cops busted your boyfriend and you before either one of you killed an innocent person!!