Sex, Awkward, Clumsy and Intimacy: The heat of the moment

The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Same thing different taste

Really into it

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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You deserved it 5 913

Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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You deserved it 251

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 08:29 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

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By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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You deserved it 4 017

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:56

That's not what he had in mind when he mentioned fisting earlier that night...

Soninuva 41

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:57

Well, at least now you can say that sex with you left him dizzy!

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Malahkaa 19

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:56

That's one way to get pinkeye I guess...

liquifiednate 21

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:01

Ummm do you mean a black eye? Because you get pink eye from bacteria, not a sucker punch to the face.

Wakachulak 22

Thursday 9 April 2015 15:13

I don't quite get how you managed to punch him if you raised your arm above your head. Was this doggystyle?

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 9 April 2015 16:58

Well if it's missionary their face is generally above yours, in punching distance... I'm not sure how you'd manage it with doggystyle

Paco_el_Taco 17

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:56

That's not what he had in mind when he mentioned fisting earlier that night...

sureshadow 23

Thursday 9 April 2015 19:33

I accidentally down voted

MentalMonkey333 7

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:57

You could say that he was spinning for you..

orphanclubber 8

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:57

You could've just asked him to stop OP, no need to punch /s also this is more **** the boyfriends life :P

AndyPurdy 31

Thursday 9 April 2015 16:33

she said she ACCIDENTALLY punched him

MGS428 8

Friday 10 April 2015 5:04

Judging by the fact that she was about to reach ******, I'm gonna guess she didn't mean to punch him

garrett_8614 14

Friday 10 April 2015 15:01

Judging by the face at the end of his comment, I'm pretty sure it was sarcasm.

Soninuva 41

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:57

Well, at least now you can say that sex with you left him dizzy!

codytallica 38

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:58

Don't beat yourself up OP, pure accident and they happen. I'm sure he forgave you.

Marcelb 17

Sunday 26 April 2015 12:48

She didn't, she beat him up.

Lone_Wolf_______ 9

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:00

I bet he did not see that coming

abNormal62 23

Thursday 9 April 2015 9:26

If he got hit hard enough, he probably doesn't remember coming either

mikelwhalen 17

Thursday 9 April 2015 19:53

He didn't see her come either ?

shemademedoit 20

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:02

box much? ?

ham_spam 17

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:13

U spelled come wrong it's cum

glabberfasted 16

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:23

You spelled "you" wrong.

MzZombicidal 36

Thursday 9 April 2015 14:40

It literally doesn't matter.

ChristianH39 30

Thursday 9 April 2015 18:45

Your commentary on what matters doesn't matter.

connorgrant98 24

Friday 10 April 2015 1:52

No, it figuratively does not matter

VitalDistance 14

Thursday 9 April 2015 8:17

Hey at least you didn't discover he was a masochist.

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The heat of the moment

Same thing different taste

Really into it

Wrong sort of poking

Nosebleed

It's just a flesh wound!

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