Love: Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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By sandysmith - 18/02/2012 15:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was at my house to hang out. When he was leaving I thought it would be cute to run and jump on him to say goodbye. He fell and hit his head. He is now in the hospital with a concussion. FML

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By breeeeeh - 21/06/2013 22:18 - France - Brou-sur-chantereine

Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

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By Lotje13 - 01/01/2012 00:19 - Hungary

Today, I was sleeping over at a friend's house. I went and took a shower, and as I tried to get out, the door jammed. I called my friend for help, and after much tugging, the glass shattered all over me. She panicked and sent her dad to rescue me. It was the first time he and I had met. FML

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By Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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ariannaimelda 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:18

wow that's dedication to see you! he loves you :)

MissBunnyWillEat 11

Tuesday 28 June 2011 8:37

15, gee, idk. Two teenagers, in a room together at night... wow, I can't think of anything they could possible do... play monopoly, maybe?

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mattrd_fml 31

Tuesday 28 June 2011 14:56

more like FHL!

Khyle1396 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:35

Everyone should know that only Chuck Norris and Spider-Man can climb with a raging boner in the way! Silly noob.

frayster 2

Tuesday 28 June 2011 15:45

f your l?! f your boys l !!!

spidergirl0408 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:02

u need a more limber BF sweety

teddybear334 4

Tuesday 28 June 2011 16:48

Today, I decided to be romantic and climb up to my girlfriend's third story window to tell her I love her. I fell. Her dad drove me to the hospital.

KickItHigh 32

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:01

This reminded me of Love Story by Taylor Swift...

crazyfreak19 0

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:12

u should try dating spiderman he won't fall off the third story building

JPEG7 12

Tuesday 28 June 2011 17:26

you... are awesome :D

darude908 1

Tuesday 28 June 2011 18:22

it's more like fhl now your's

Blue_Eyed_Beast 7

Tuesday 28 June 2011 20:56

No matter how hard your boyfriend tries, this FML is proof that he will just never be Ezio Auditore :(

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 28 June 2011 22:59

what the hell was he trying to do anyway? he couldn't come to the front door?

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