By whorecrux - 02/07/2013 03:37 - United States - Newark

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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML
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drakem 7

Can't blame you, Harry Potter is awesome!

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BossPathfinderGM 14

Maybe he'll make it up to you by working some of his own magic with the wand.

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redbluegreen 40

He was just trying to enter your Chamber of Secrets.

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gmc_blossom 21

Well, he's not going to get very far unless he knows Parseltongue.

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olive12560 0

what ? Hewlett Packard make vibrators ?

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film_addict1129 16

Can someone please explain this comment to me...?

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RedPillSucks 31

and excellent printers, even if the ******* ink cartridges cost more than the damn printer.

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softrally 15

Kick ass laptops? No. Their laptops suck. Their printers are great, though.

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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Aha, I would have been more excited about the HP wand too OP. Love your nick by the way :)

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alkerh 8

Are these the wands that were taken off of sale due to girls of a limited age discovering their "other" functions?

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graceinsheepwear 33

Say what?

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alkerh 8

Maybe it was just here then, fairly big a couple of years back, lots of mums complained after finding their daughters using them, just not in the recommended way.

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Americanus 7

Tell him "thank you, I'd figured you would have to pull off some magic to get me off"

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perdix 29

He should have given you the "Dick in a Box." Step One. Cut a hole in a box...

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RedPillSucks 31

Shhh!!! There's no magic if you explain all the steps.

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tropical_chic 4

Just keep on using it especially infront of him and EVErytime he wants sex, ignore him and say, I love my vibrator better babe. And just use it until it pisses him off! It'll be funny

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Llama_Face89 33

Woah the FML is about OP mistaking what he was getting her for something else. Why punish him for buying her a gift?

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whoracle_fml 12

Imagination is a good life skill, right?

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