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By StillAVirgin - 17/10/2016 15:23 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML

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By WtfDoIDo?! - 02/07/2019 04:00

Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML

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By Notyourstepmom - 07/09/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

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Sorry sweaty

By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2012 20:33 - United States - Walpole

Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2012 16:20 - United States - Palmdale

Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML

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By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2014 19:33 - United States - Fresno

Today, my 15-year-old son told me that he and his new girlfriend are deeply in love and are meant for each other. The "girlfriend" in question? My fiancé's 12-year old daughter. FML

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Doubling down

By omgitserika - 18/11/2009 15:09 - United States

Today, I thought my online boyfriend was calling me, so the first line I said was "Hey, Baby." His wife answered with, "This is Jenny. Who's this?" After speaking for thirty minutes, I found out he's married, fifty-eight, and has two kids. I'm seventeen. FML

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The heat is on

By Emma - 17/03/2021 22:59

Today, I met my boyfriend’s 6 year-old son. The first thing he said to me was, "You’re not going to leave us for another man like mommy did, right?" FML

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Tuesday 18 October 2016 9:19

He's showing he's committed, at least

VanillaBeanGhost 15

Tuesday 18 October 2016 9:24

At least he corrected himself!

Comments

TheShiphoo 14

Tuesday 18 October 2016 11:45

Sikke en wierdo

nykkilynn16 7

Tuesday 18 October 2016 12:36

Kids are weird. You'll probably have a different dude in a month anyway.

Aethereal 14

Tuesday 18 October 2016 15:02

Unless he keeps regularly bringing things like that up, I'd assume it was a slightly botched offhand joke rather than a serious comment. May even be a reference to the show.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Tuesday 18 October 2016 15:05

Probably just too young to have learned that a comment like that comes off as creepy rather than simply showing you like someone a lot.

evergreengirl202 10

Tuesday 18 October 2016 16:31

I have had multiple boyfriends say something similar in high school. It's just him wanting to show her he cares. It's not intended to be creepy.

vOIDmASS 13

Tuesday 18 October 2016 17:44

RUN

RinoaHeartilly 36

Tuesday 18 October 2016 20:40

That's more than a little worrisome.

heaventlyassbutt 2

Wednesday 19 October 2016 0:32

run as far as you can. Clinger alert!

xxDeeStar 27

Wednesday 19 October 2016 0:52

I don't get why people are calling the guy clingy and telling her to run? Sure, two weeks in might not be the ideal time to say something like that but I know that some people date with the idea of commitment. Personally, I don't see the point of dating "just for fun". It's just weird. Why not go in with the intentional of commitment if you like the person and ONLY IF they show reason to "back away" THEN take the necessary steps.