Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my... - FML

By sexual parrot - 21/04/2014 18:42

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Today, my boyfriend's parents' parrot won't stop imitating my sex moans, and keeps doing it whenever I speak. FML

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By Moanie - 15/03/2009 22:45 - United States

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Today, my parents were taking a tour of my apartment when my bird started making noises. It was mimicking my moans from when I was having sex yesterday. It was screaming in my voice, very noticeably. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 04:43 - United States

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Today, my pet parrot learned a new trick. In addition to imitating my dog, and my voice when I call my mother, it can now imitate my sex noises, and likes to screech them whenever someone comes into the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2023 04:00

Today, my parrot learned how to imitate my baby's crying. Now, every time the baby cries, the parrot joins in, and it sounds like a chorus of screaming. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 14:03 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2016 19:39 - Germany - Munich

Today, I have to look after my best friend's parrot for a few days. One minute out of the room, I came back in to find out that the parrot had taught my three-year-old the word "slut". Now the two won't stop screaming "slut" throughout the whole house. My wife thinks both learned the word from me. FML

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Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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By facepalm - 15/10/2014 23:36 - United States - Gainesville

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Today, coming home, I opened up my door to find my drunk boyfriend trying to teach our three baby parakeets to perch on his erect penis. FML

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By NestHead - 01/10/2013 17:32 - Russian Federation - Moscow

Today, my two parrots decided that my head was the best place to have sex. FML

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By weep weep weep - 12/03/2012 03:04 - United States

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

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Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Coryj1220 15

Monday 21 April 2014 23:54

Quit doing it with the parrot in the room, or don't be so damn loud.

dimerneckel 22

Monday 21 April 2014 23:53

Start making other noises when it tries to speak! That'll show that pesky parrot.

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weveallbeenthere 30

Monday 21 April 2014 23:58

Forest Gump did that too. hahahaha, YDI.

Drag0nb0rn 22

Tuesday 22 April 2014 12:38

HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE

Bentonic 11

Tuesday 22 April 2014 13:22

EH HE HE HE HE HE HE HEH

darwinism 30

Monday 21 April 2014 23:58

Sex and parrots never ends well!

IvyOswin 17

Tuesday 22 April 2014 7:56

Polly want a penis?

Eyeslick 33

Monday 17 November 2014 1:04

Especially when it's with a parrot!

gracehi 31

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:00

Are you sure it's a parrot and not a troll? Perhaps you should banish him to live under the bridge.

alfalfalaffa 17

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:00

Hey he's just exited he might get to witness a little more action!

SunTzu2 9

Tuesday 22 April 2014 6:50

She says she's having sex with the parrot at her boyfriends house! He's not a witness

DeadPixel4 29

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:02

Try to teach him something else? A moaning parrot can get quite annoying...

silvius 6

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:02

you are being trolled by a parrot hahaha im so sorry but if u cant find humor in this then you must be cold.

KingLewisII 34

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:06

I think Polly wants a cracker

oddities 20

Tuesday 22 April 2014 5:42

I was thinking Polly wants a bone. I'm sorry, that was terrible and I will never make that joke again. I'm just exhausted and my joke taste is terrible now so I shall get coffee to see if I'm wittier in a few minutes. IGNORE ME!

Ducklett 11

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:07

Maybe it's time to quieten down in the bedroom or train the parrot, whichever is easiest. Hopefully tell make a funny story with the parents!

whirlednews 8

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:08

Polly wants the cookie.

siqdawg 9

Tuesday 22 April 2014 0:15

LOL!

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