By crazycat - 13/05/2011 16:23 - Canada

Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
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xFaust_fml 12

Of course, it was all part of his evil plan. No stupid dog could elaborate a plot so brilliant.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Well, 37, the cat obviously took a dump.

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xFaust_fml 12

Of course, it was all part of his evil plan. No stupid dog could elaborate a plot so brilliant.

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Ranimal 12

Cats are worthless, and they always will be.

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mrducky5 0

I agree. Except some dogs are actualy really smart..

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KaanTech 0

i dont know why but i always find cats smarter than dogs.

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lulututu 4

Dogs are actually smarter than dogs. They can learn different tricks and its hard for cats to do that. But cats are cleaner than dogs.

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lulututu 4

I ment dogs are actually smarter than cats. Oops. :)

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gearsmaster 0

Dog would have eatin cat shit at bottom of stairs. (gross we all know) cats are much cleaner.. burry own shit, give oneself a bath, regurgitate a blockage via visceral so cat not die. I love kitties :> someone give me one? :D

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Litschi 0

-109: you could train a cat also. they are just too stubborn to listen to you. while a dog will do anything to get a treat, a cat will only do what she pleases.

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Laker_Fan_24 11

scientiets just recently proved dags to be smarter and dogs are used in was, to find drugs, track people down, and find bed bugs thats better then a cat eating a rat

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MsSoulReaper 27

xD why was my comment moderated? Superstitions I believe.

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xtacticalswarmx 0

No sir, **** you. Black cats are bad luck, so they say. Maybe you should ask him to elaborate more.

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AutumnBeatricee 0

no more thumbs down:)

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ifinsane 6

That's what you get for getting a damn cat.

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Riddles66 0

people it was a joke! Y'all are actting like i'm the chick from 2g1c, no need to thumb this

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uncbballwins 0

You: Oh shit Cat: That's what you get for not letting me out bitch!

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EliseAqua 0

I'm not sure if they meant let out to go to the bathroom. I'm pretty sure it was let out to go outside.

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travisrocker 0

I let my cat outside when he needs to poop...

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minecraft_fml 4

thats what she said

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XxEmoSnowboarder 8

omg grody is like the best word ever! lol i say it all the time

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AutumnBeatricee 0

I do too!:D

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livin_plur 0

Omg really?!? nobody gaf it's a word calm down

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DocBastard 38

That's a smart cat. It was just making sure you saw where the poop was.

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doom2 8

hahaha, what a genius cat you have (: I'm not a huge fan of cats though..

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uncbballwins 0

Trippin on pussy!

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