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By SadDaenerys - 13/07/2016 20:13

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I finished the Game of Thrones books before he could finish the TV show. FML

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

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By Noname - 13/02/2009 03:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML

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By micahmatt - 26/08/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I found out why my 20 year-old girlfriend broke up with me. She was building everything she did to match her favorite TV show. The main character left her boyfriend in the exact way she left me. And the breakup email she sent me contained monologue from the TV show, word for word. FML

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By unwantedforlife - 20/11/2013 00:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me but wanted to make sure that we were still friends, so he could still use my Netflix. FML

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Thegoofygoober 15

Thursday 14 July 2016 15:13

sounds like you avoided a red wedding

AerynX3 10

Thursday 14 July 2016 15:12

It's a competition or something? You didn't spoil it right?

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moondoglou420 17

Thursday 14 July 2016 17:34

Understandable, the risk of spoilers would just be way too high.

Fredrick010 9

Thursday 14 July 2016 17:53

Your (ex) boyfriend sounds petty as hell.

tj4234 35

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:06

To be fair the TV series is now ahead of the books. Unless he hasn't finished series 3 yet you can't spoil it for him.

sarianna 10

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:15

Okay, looking at BingeClock, it takes 2 days and 11 hours total to watch the show. If you read all 5 books and retained the information in less time than that, that's pretty impressive. If not... maybe he's just not dedicated enough.

mariri9206 32

Thursday 14 July 2016 19:51

Why is everyone assuming she spoiled it? Most people don't give spoilers so I really don't understand why everyone is going there.

gracehi 31

Thursday 14 July 2016 20:43

Your boyfriend is dumb, not just for breaking up with you, but for not knowing there's no way you could have actually finished the series since the last two books haven't even been published yet.

Katielynne53725 6

Thursday 14 July 2016 20:51

who cares? the show is so wrong anyway.. George loved to crush your dreams, he'll probably kill off daenarys in the first chapter of winds of winter. -thus changing the entire conclusion to the best TV/book series of our generation. all to assert his dominance over all of our lives!

PrincessShiraz 11

Friday 15 July 2016 9:27

the show is not "wrong," it is its own thing. Were the LOTR movies "wrong" because Frodo was the same age as the other young hobbits? I don't understand why people are always grousing about this. You don't think Martin signs off on ALL of it?

tinyfox 9

Thursday 14 July 2016 22:12

wouldn't matter anyway OP, the show has gone way too far off the books to even be close anymore.

thefmlman2011 36

Thursday 14 July 2016 22:55

Your doing better than me! I'm still on the second book, and on the 4th season of the show

FailStaff 15

Thursday 14 July 2016 23:49

He had an underlying reason...he was looking for any reason to get out

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