Love: Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit....

By ninja breakup? - 11/10/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend of six years came home wearing a ninja suit. When I asked why, he said "These are my breakup clothes. I'm breaking up with you." He then screamed, threw a plastic shuriken at me and ran away. It hit me in the breast. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2012 11:53 - Canada

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

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By just a reaction - 17/08/2020 23:09

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a heated argument. He raised his hand like he was going to hit me. Having been hit by my ex before, I panicked and instinctively kicked his legs out from under him. He then dumped me because he said he was just gonna scare me, but I used real violence on him. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By Jessica - 23/03/2013 19:00 - United States - Brighton

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of seven years. He stared at me, then said, "Yeah, okay then. I'm gonna watch TV now." He then turned on the TV and watched Top Gun. Not quite the response I was hoping for. FML

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By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 1 October 2018 17:08

So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

skippydoda 32

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:02

You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Monday 1 October 2018 17:08

So he let you know who he was, where he was, and what he was up to? He's a shit ninja, and a shit boyfriend. You're better off without him.

skippydoda 32

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:02

You may not be able to dodge ninja weapons but you dodged a bullet.

TumblrweedPasses 11

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:19

Probably for the breast- er i mean best

CrazedSanity 17

Thursday 11 October 2018 14:55

Good riddance.

jkjorn 15

Thursday 11 October 2018 15:32

You couldn't have seen that coming- him being a ninja and all.

Howard Davidson III 11

Thursday 11 October 2018 15:58

He was aiming to break your heart.

blahblabbity 19

Thursday 11 October 2018 19:26

that’s what happens when you date a ten year old

Marta Perlicka 13

Friday 12 October 2018 1:59

He knows how to break up in style.

Takegami 22

Friday 12 October 2018 7:58

This is legendary

oceanDiamond 2

Friday 12 October 2018 14:10

ew wat a little boy!

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