Love: Today, my boyfriend has always been a huge fan of war video games.... - FML

By monjii - 12/12/2013 00:22 - Dominican Republic

Today, my boyfriend has always been a huge fan of war video games. After training for weeks, I challenged him at Battlefield 4. He lost. I lost him. FML

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RoseCrystal 17

Tuesday 7 June 2016 17:50

If he dumps you over a video game, then good riddance to that man-child. He was probably a camper anyways.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 7 June 2016 17:55

Yeah, nothing is more disheartening than realizing somebody you care profoundly about shares a passion of yours and is a total badass. …Wait, what the actual ****? That is, like, fifty different kinds of endearing and hot.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 12 June 2016 3:26

Congrats on losing the man-child. You dodged a bullet if he's such a sore loser.

KingSlimeOfTime 5

Wednesday 15 June 2016 20:47

"One does not simply own thy owner for fear of being disowned " -Anonymous

Scaleon1 14

Thursday 16 June 2016 23:00

a tragedy.

AnnonoymsFMLuser 4

Tuesday 21 June 2016 17:02

It's every mans dream to have a girlfriend who can play videogames, the male community shames him FOR SHAME.

gesuna 2

Saturday 6 August 2016 11:38

That's a double win IMO

InfiniteSecret 20

Sunday 17 December 2017 10:59

Pathetic to break up over losing a game ?

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Today, I learned that dirty talk does NOT get me off. My boyfriend and I were having sex and I said, "I'm going to come" during the beginning of my orgasm. My orgasm immediately stopped right after I said that. I'd managed to turn myself off. FML

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Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML

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Today, the girl I was going to hook up with took off her clothes and revealed she had an absolutely disturbing tattoo of a rotting zombie head on her lower stomach and groin, the idea being that during sex my penis would look like it was in the zombie's mouth. I couldn’t go through with it. FML

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Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML

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Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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