By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
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Tripartita 44

Yes, keep the puns coming, folks. At this rate, we might be able to influence the Google search results of people looking for ****. Just think of how confused and disappointed they'll be.

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chosha_fml 26

Sort it out now with the cat. Because potentially having kids with that kind of jealousy would be a recipe for disaster.

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moodyreallyrocks 27

He should be happy, because his car likes you, not sad and pick a fight..

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Lalala579121 27

I would actually be quite scared if my car started liking someone, even me.

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Zeroies 12

guess he dozen't like pussy on pussy action. signed by - retarded ****

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KingSquisher 13

Sit closer together and it might matter less. Maybe explain to the cat that its human is kinda nuts and would prefer the cat sits on his lap. Your cat speaks English, no?

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jerbear91 18

Sadly I had an ex who got jealous of me greeting the cat before him when I got home from work.

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Mysterybounty 6

Run...just run.

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JubileeBee 31

to be fair, i always get salty when my cat gives other people more attention than me

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jtsmommy 11

When first dating my now ex-husband, he used to make a rule and tell me that whomever the dog say with last had to clean up his next poop. It was a good deterrent for getting his dog to like me more, lol

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