Love: Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he...

By Shelly P. - 29/01/2012 00:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

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By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

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By fmmmmlll - 12/06/2012 05:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought up the time he said he'd love me until the day he died. He continued by saying, "So, let's just pretend I died today." FML

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By KidCudi227 - 23/10/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a bouquet of roses with a message attached. The message said, "Ever since your dog died you've stopped putting out, so I think we should break up." FML

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By blacklove - 12/02/2010 20:19 - United States

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read, "It's over." FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2009 09:41 - South Africa

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:17

At least you got roses.

bbedlock_fml 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:18

That's an, um, creative way to break up with someone.

Comments

mama2b3 20

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:41

That almost seems mean spirited.

BellaMarta 19

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:43

Don't base your life around facebook.

SandiRainbowFish 20

Sunday 29 January 2012 15:02

She's not.

Oasispetro1 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 16:16

ur fukin stupid

atomicbaboon 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 20:05

says the guy that spelled 2 out of the 3 words in his comment wrong

Oasispetro1 4

Monday 30 January 2012 2:23

says the **** whos name is atomic baboon

eigelste 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:44

Lol I get my gf 1 rose for every year we've been together on our anniversary and in a week that's 3 lol all I have to say is find someone who will put the fake one in lol I can't stop laughing

absolutegrrr 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 11:19

Hahahahaha neither can we!

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Monday 30 January 2012 3:18

^^ WTF?

Kolden 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:44

That's so awesome.

Rainbowjumper0 12

Tuesday 21 August 2012 6:25

Um no its not

rogue2888 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:55

Freeze them! That way they won't die. Well sort of anyways

hellbilly205 17

Sunday 29 January 2012 23:51

What makes you think he's still not gonna break it off with her?

Furrywhiplash 14

Monday 30 January 2012 8:33

If she is mad enough, she could take the creepy approach: break into his house when no one is home, hang the roses by a noose in his room, and leave a note saying "you're next." (although that could potentially land her in trouble with law enforcement...)

ppatty 0

Monday 30 January 2012 20:47

lmao that is awesome ^^

asoke 8

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:09

Should of bought a fake one and not tell him

dedrater_kool_u 0

Monday 30 January 2012 8:12

that made absolutely no sense.

A100893 30

Sunday 29 January 2012 10:16

Well, OP, you have options. If you want revenge, shove them down his throat. They'll die quickly and you can be rid of him. (Hopefully they still have the thorns)