By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML
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WitEluded 13

I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...

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euphoricness 28

Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.

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stupidity99 16

Hey guys, this is actually a question, not a comment. I posted an FML yesterday, then checked back a few hours later, and this one appeared in its place. I did NOT write this. I authored a different one, and the one I did write just sort of... Disappeared. So what I'm wondering, is, has this kind of glitch happened to any of you?

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Desticles69 13

freckles look nothing like a razor rash...haha awkward

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asherm 15

I glanced at that fml quickly and at first read it as "licked". But yeah I hate razor rash

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maddieex 14

"I didn't have the heart" what the heck would it seriously break his heart if he found out it was razor rashes? This shouldn't even be an FML.

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lilchica22001 22

Try mint scented body lotion for that area after you shave. Gets rid of razor burn and also smells yummy! :)

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mosquito19 14

your boyfriend is kinda clueless. you can not get freckles down below unless you walk around exposing your crotch to the sun.

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LittleMissShadow 16

At least he thinks it's cute..?

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