Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles...

By awkward.. - 22/02/2015 05:15 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, my boyfriend complimented me on how he liked my freckles down below. I didn't have the heart to tell him that they were just razor rash. FML

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Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By Jasmine - 10/10/2014 05:52 - United States - Sacramento

Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML

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WitEluded 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

I thought the "freckles" were going to be something other than razor rash...

euphoricness 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:29

Just keep getting razor rashes. It would break his heart if he didn't see them anymore after they heal.

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AutisticAbyss 10

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:39

A compliment is a compliment! Let it stay that way.

jcshadow 16

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:45

but what happens when the rash goes away....unless you plan to purposely give yourself razor burn from now on

al_dente 3

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:47

Just tell him they're razor rashes. Then tell him your freckles are razor rashes too

sstahpp 33

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:53

He didn't connect the dots?

kylu7373 16

Sunday 22 February 2015 22:30

Literally or figuratively?

pugpuggy 21

Sunday 22 February 2015 16:55

Well, he likes it. Look into getting more razor rash!

toaster87 19

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:17

How can you not tell the difference between the two...?

joelp232 17

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:31

at least your looks attractive

wookieewhosshe 28

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:32

at least it was razor rash and not one of these new fancy sex diseases!

taylor21398 14

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:08

I wouldn't consider an STD to be new or fancy lol

PANDORUM89 21

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:12

razor rash doesn't look like freckles...

Mossygirl357 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 18:18

I would have just told him it was a razor rash.

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