Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with... - FML

By emih - 21/02/2010 08:32 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 06:31 - United States

Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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By batgirl - 20/11/2008 12:55 - France

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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Lockdown fashion

By Anonymous - 18/09/2020 18:01 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML

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By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

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Army dudes

By Anonymous - 02/12/2014 17:39 - United States - Glendale

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML

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Peachy keen

By fuzzy - 23/09/2009 10:43 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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waynej7 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:07

that's just not right....

GirlaftaGirl 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 16:08

Damn he had that much to make a "lock of hair" eeeeewwww nasty!

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cypressreene 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:45

what the hell? Are you dating a creeper?

Sekococo 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:56

hair for voodoo test it out >:)

Erindub 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:13

Umm, dude hes pretty special...I think hes a keeper...

HeyJinny 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:56

lol wow.

kaylalay91 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:36

omg... that is do wrong on so many levels.., yikes...

NotMeh 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:36

ugh x.X

Saiiyko 0

Monday 22 February 2010 17:22

sounds like something my bf would do. only dfference, he wouldnt have cut the hair out he would have pulled it out. and it pribably would have been leg hair instead.

Saiiyko 0

Monday 22 February 2010 17:24

probably**

spicy7777 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:14

i mean who cuts of there pubic hair and gives it to someone gross

justlovelifexo 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 2:02

that's grossssss!

dumbcornbread_09 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 18:46

that is so f**king nasty, thats not love, thats just immature!

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