By emih - 21/02/2010 08:32 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend came to my workplace and presented me with a lock of his hair. His pubic hair that he'd just cut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 572
You deserved it 3 142

Same thing different taste

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Damn he had that much to make a "lock of hair" eeeeewwww nasty!

Comments

perdix 29

What was he thinking?!?! He should have presented them to you quietly in your sammiches. You know, the ones he packs into your sack lunch. What a waste of curly fries!

Ah, that's disgusting. But at least he doesn't just always ignore you and critisize like some boyfriends do.

I swearthat this has already been posted...

Diannaa 0

Lol one day my boyfriend came over. he told me he had a surprise for me, pulled down his pants, and revealed two pointy pubic horns. He used some kind of super strong hair gel to make them and he kept shanking me with them the whole night... ughhh

perdix 29

You should submit that as an FML! That's great! Explain a little more. Were they like tusks coming from under his balls resembling a trumpeting elephant, or did he use the hair under his waistline to make a Triceratops?