Animals: Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped...

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 17:32 - United States - San Dimas

Today, I met my neighbors for the first time, as they helped me carry my dead cat off the road. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2020 05:02

Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML

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By awesome - 21/09/2010 04:49 - United States

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2013 16:10 - United States - Provo

Today, I found my cat dead on the road. I called my family and told them, and later buried the cat. Not long after I got done burying it, my cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By welcome to the neighborhood - 28/04/2016 23:35 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, I met my new neighbors. The first thing they did was build a fence. FML

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By Jedi2500 - 15/02/2012 23:53 - United States

Today, as I was leaving for work, I discovered my neighbor had just passed away. I found out when I came across his body lying in my front yard. FML

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By Rhyno - 05/05/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I went to meet my girlfriends parents for the first time. I accidentally drove past their house the first time, but saw the whole family outside waiting to meet me. I pulled a U-Turn and heard a thud. The whole family watched me run over their dog. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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You deserved it 138

By kittynapper - 17/07/2014 23:32 - United States - Denver

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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By catlady5569 - 27/08/2009 08:13 - United States

Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML

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fearlesscooldude 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:02

Sorry about that, at least they helped you though

thebosslikeaboss 18

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:04

Sounds like a horrible catastrophe! But in all seriousness I'm sending Internet hugs, losing a pet is awful :'(

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fearlesscooldude 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:02

Sorry about that, at least they helped you though

sayyestothedress 24

Sunday 26 October 2014 3:33

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PIC!

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Sunday 26 October 2014 5:06

Well maybe they killed the cat...

incoherentrmblr 21

Sunday 26 October 2014 16:09

You must've had a pretty big cat for all of you to get it off of the road. However, RIP cat :(...

Leodak 16

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:02

That's one way to meet them.

kimg0885 23

Sunday 26 October 2014 5:46

It's time to play a thousand ways meet your neighbor ...,, I'm gonna go with a wave hello

kipperin 18

Sunday 26 October 2014 6:00

3)Having sexual intercourses with the wife/daughter and getting caught

kimg0885 23

Sunday 26 October 2014 17:40

And that's worth a hundred points #45

dudeman1212 22

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:02

Not what I'd call a purrrfect introduction

Whotevah 8

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:04

Are you furreal?

BigLatchZatch 14

Sunday 26 October 2014 2:11

This pun thread needs to end meow.

LocsOn 13

Sunday 26 October 2014 2:47

I cat believe this

rockyhorrorQT 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 2:54

You've got to be kitten me. Puns in response to such a cat-astrophe? (I'm sorry. I will see myself out)

miianah1 22

Sunday 26 October 2014 3:45

I'm apawled at your responses. How inappurrpriate!

thesmeagol 22

Sunday 26 October 2014 6:15

cmon guys, op must be feline pretty upset.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 26 October 2014 6:18

Time to invite them over to commiserate poor puss and then drink until catatonic.

miianah1 22

Monday 27 October 2014 19:21

Damn, you ruined it, 48.

HappyItalian 38

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:03

"Well in the event of this situation, you guys wanna come over for a barbecue later?"

thebosslikeaboss 18

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:04

Sounds like a horrible catastrophe! But in all seriousness I'm sending Internet hugs, losing a pet is awful :'(

MissHeartSihk 26

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:05

Poor kitty.

devildog562 33

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:07

Killed the pussy has a very sad meaning in this context.

sarah5745 41

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:27

You didn't have to go that far..

devildog562 33

Sunday 26 October 2014 2:12

Nope didn't have to, chose to anyways, down voted to hell, and probably won't lose much sleep over it . I am sorry for the cat though....

laaryssa 21

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:07

I'm so sorry

captainsmegma 12

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:07

My totally tasteless comment of the day. Are your neighbours planning a bbq?

MrSassypants 32

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:23

Tasteless? BBQ have tastes. *bah dum tss* Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.

devildog562 33

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:53

Damn everybody's so sensitive. I thought it was funny !

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Sunday 26 October 2014 1:10

I'm so sorry about your kitty. Losing a pet is always so hard. :(

foxwasalamb 24

Sunday 26 October 2014 2:24

i came home from middle school to find my childhood dog in a garbage bag.

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