By thenewgirl - 06/10/2014 23:05 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, my boyfriend and I were wondering whose extra spare key was on the counter when we came home. Turns out it's his ex's and she returned it, while neither of us were home. We're still taking inventory to see what's missing. FML
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giantsfan2010 23

She probably shouldn't have had those keys in the first place...

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rieebee 23

Creepy way of returning the key, but she would have to be really stupid to take anything, considering you know she was the one who was there.

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keiNan_fml 35

if she were to steal something, she wouldn't have left the keys.

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missyfiona89 28

Here's something to think about... She could have duplicated a few sets and handed it to undesirable people along with your bf's address...

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TerraShadow 18

You should probably change the locks.....

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dammityou 10

looks like we'll be hearing of a much funnier fml from OP as soon as they find out what she did. whenever and whatever that might be.

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MarkToast 19

make sure the condoms dont have holes in them

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sassy2085 16

Check your curtain rods for shellfish :$

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toomanyidiots 14

I don't know why, but this makes me think of the bunny boiler scene in Fatal Attraction.

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JuggaloSimms1441 16

That's always not a good sign sorry to hear that! :/ hope all is well and still there!

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liza1922 7

Confused, why didn't he get the key back when they broke up?

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