Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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_pk_ 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:38

LOL That was sooooo funny! He's a cool guy And you're definitely not the person to be with him if you're one of those who feel embarrased out of everything and don't even have a bit of humor

Melodyfire 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:39

i woulda followed right after! i love ice cream!!!!

cupcakeqt 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:43

that is definitely something my boyfriend would do xD. you have to realize here that although guys bodies may grow and mature, their brains stop doing that around age 6, as far as i can tell...

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:47

you guys were just making out, his dick wasn't even in, he can always come back AFTER he has that delicious delicious icecream

Lou_Briccant 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:49

The Ice Cream man waits for no one. One must do what he has to do in order to catch it.

crunkkidz 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:50

Today, I was making out with my significant other naked when I heard the ice cream man and ran to get some. When I came back he was angry. Psshhaw, he thought she was more important than the ice cream man. FML. okay, I know I'm not funny but whatever! :) and your bf sounds amazing! haha

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:54

lol, that bites

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 23:54

Lol, some people are addicted to ice cream. Can't blame em.

Shreddd 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:02

He did that because he can. He knows there are no consequences for eating ice cream when you wanna bump him. Secretly, you feel for him and his ice cream addiction.

lmao_rofl9 0

Friday 1 May 2009 0:03

lmao, #31 is my hero. though one time my boyfriend did stop me mid-bj so he could watch dateline, hahahha. i feel yah there.

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