Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting...

By sopathetic - 26/02/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around. I was sitting up on my bed when he reached down near my privates and said, "Wow babe, did you shave today? It's so soft..." He was actually touching my bottom roll above my vagina which delightfully formed a crease. FML

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Same thing different taste

By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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A little higher, dude

By Anonymous - 04/04/2022 14:00

Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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Baby Got Back

By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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Beauty standards

By Anonymous - 08/05/2023 03:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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So hot

By bonesniffer - 16/09/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I crawled into bed, naked, wanting to get some, and hoping to surprise my boyfriend who's always complaining that I don't sleep naked. When he finally got into bed he rolled over, touched my bare ass, and said "Oh…" then rolled back over and went to sleep. FML

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By BarbieKen - 14/06/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, as my boyfriend and I were messing around in his room he took off my underwear. As he was about to go down on me I spread my legs to help out then he looked up at me and said, "You got some toilet paper left behind." FML

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Mr Clean

By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML

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vitamin_f 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 13:25

Why does it crease vertically in the middle like a vulva does? That's what I don't understand, lol.

itsfuntobesexy 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 12:33

That's disgusting.

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iluvpink10 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 5:10

Maybe you should shave and lose weight!!!

JGoD24 5

Thursday 7 April 2011 2:10

Delightful !! haha that sucks

Cherry_colaman 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:42

That's nasty

Daniibabyy 8

Tuesday 26 July 2011 18:31

guys cut the girl a break. thats embarressing enough as it is. and if you hadnt noticed when everyone sits up right their tummy looks like that. im 105 pounds and my tummy does that. so leave the poor girl alone.

memedlam 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 12:28

You horrible fat mess got off FML and sort your self out, how do you let your self get like that

always_smiling 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 13:12

#40 I developed really bad eating habits as a teenager but noticed I was gaining weight so I started watching what I ate and exersized. iv always binge ate cuz of stuff my mom use to say. so I understand its not some ppls fault, but seriously, ppl can take responsibility for themselves when they're older. its harder but so what? if u notice u start to gain weight or r already fat DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. most fat ppl sit around complaining they're fat instead of solving the problem. its gross and unhealthy.