Weird and Love: Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was...

By grannygirlfriend - 06/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By skiittlez713 - 20/05/2011 08:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

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By mandygeegoesnom - 29/02/2012 05:30 - United States

Today, while waiting for my boyfriend to get out of the shower, I chatted with his grandma. As soon as we hear him exit the restroom, she smirks at me and lets a huge, smelly fart out. She blamed it on me. My boyfriend believed her. FML

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By no way! - 29/08/2021 17:01

Today, my funny, handsome, intelligent, caring, all around awesome boyfriend and I broke up. He introduced me to his fetish and wanted me to participate. His fetish? Dressing, talking, and acting like a baby. He wanted us to both wear diapers and pretend to be babies together. Fuck that noise. FML

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Is it true?

By analgirl - 09/11/2014 13:31 - France - Paris

Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend asked me out is because he thought I "looked like a girl who'd be into anal". FML

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Turn on

By bodyelectric - 13/04/2009 12:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He knows that I love when he breathes on my neck. Just when I was about to finish, he put his lips a millimeter away from my neck and ear, and breathed, "I love how you smell like my grandmother's house." FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2009 08:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his parents about my bondage fetish. In front of me. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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Hmmm, twins

By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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carleybeak 21

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:26

A fetish for grandmothers? Wtf?

1seven1 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:26

Wow, lay off the butterscotch candies and weird dudes

Comments

Dandeska 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 12:12

Don't u hate fetishes?

Arch27 27

Wednesday 7 December 2011 15:02

I'm sure there's a joke about a pearl necklace in here somewhere.

shrdlu 28

Wednesday 7 December 2011 20:15

"Harold and Maude" - well, SOMEbody had to mention it here

Steve95401 49

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:09

Great movie! Great early '70s reference, too.

Steve95401 49

Thursday 8 December 2011 5:11

Or he likes the Early Bird Senior Special at Denny's.

edoohan619 10

Friday 9 December 2011 0:25

you realize your profile name is granny girlfriend, right

redhedsaysrawr 18

Thursday 29 December 2011 15:41

yes, smart one..... lots of people make their screen name based on their story... the story obviously came before the screen name...

juybuygo 13

Friday 9 December 2011 13:06

obviously he was telling a horrible joke... don't take it personal, but i would get a new bf. sounds like a loser.

love_player 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:36

Someone wore big sun glasses to the beach and thought it would be hot to post a pic ??

Maritza345 0

Monday 12 December 2011 7:31

EWWWW I would say F U CREEPER

jessieff9099 5

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:22

I have a friend that looks lika grandma. She's into baby looking guys. Mabey thats ur problem. Look for old guys!!!!!!!

iamdabestest 0

Tuesday 12 June 2012 23:41

Hahaha

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