By grannygirlfriend - 06/12/2011 17:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend admitted the reason he was dating me was because he has a fetish for grandmothers and apparently I look, smell, and act like one. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 324
You deserved it 5 087

Same thing different taste

Top comments

carleybeak 21

A fetish for grandmothers? Wtf?

1seven1 0

Wow, lay off the butterscotch candies and weird dudes

Comments

grannygirlfriend 6

I am 22, he's 23. How about now?

perdix 29

So, you seriously look, act and smell like a grandma? Have you been smoking and on crystal meth since you've been 10? You need to change soap, shampoo and perfume to change the smell part. Changing the looks and the acting is going to be a lot harder.

LOL, you're the same age as me but people mistake me for a teenager all the time. If I were you, I would get completely overhaul my wardrobe/style/hair, etc. You don't have to dress like Lady Gaga, just get nice, modern clothes that's trendy but won't go out of style fast. However, I sympathize with you acting old. I act old because I hate parties and taking a lot of risk. I'm very conservative in my behavior. IMO, no young person should be acting like they're 60 (and vice versa).

He'll blend your food like a good whipper snapper

I'm the absolute opposite. I have a serious psychological fear of really old women... Nothing can really scare me in a horror movie except witches.

Baytheshark 14

You should see a psychologist...

gdcbgb 0

That's messed up. Just grannies or elderly women in general cause specifically grannies is worse.

N3766 20

Is he Richard Fish from Ally McBeal?

Wow, there's a blast-from-the-past reference! Nice catch :D

RawEndo 1

stop packing his lunch and walking him to the bus every morning