By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 847
You deserved it 4 302

Same thing different taste

Top comments

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

marcmaralou 15

Comments

Whoops it seems as if my ding dong has fallen into your happy hole...I do apologize for the inconvenience.

Lmfao. "Move on" and "accidentally" dump him. Oh and also, "accidentally" trash your roommate's room and beat her up. "Accidentally" ditch her for another roommate. "Accidentally" kick your ex in the spot as well

Now it's your turn to "purposely" break up with him.

and sadly this showed up on ifunny :(

Male cheaters need to have their balls ripped off and shoved down their mouth, and female cheaters need to be forced to wear a chastity belt.

Goblin182 26

Why do female cheaters get off so much easier?

"What, she tripped fell and landed on his dick?"

Gorebabee17 10

Vaginas aren't black holes so there's no accident.