Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate....

By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2014 21:48 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boyfriend slept with my sister. "Accidentally", apparently. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2015 06:42 - France - Cateri

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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By BreakingTheMood - 13/11/2013 18:08 - Finland - Vanda

Today, in the small hours of the morning, my roommate's boyfriend kicked his foot through the thin wall separating our bedrooms during sex. They didn't even stop. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2020 02:01

Today, my roommate informed me that I need to move out, due to me having sex with his boyfriend. Even though he gave us permission, and told us to use protection. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 15/12/2018 23:00 - United States - University Center

Today, I found out my boyfriend has to picture someone else when we have sex. The most recent: my roommate. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By sleepwalker - 22/11/2009 01:33 - United States

Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 22:50 - France

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

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It's not the size that counts

By Leo Scofield - 29/08/2020 02:00

Today, I came home to find out my roommate had sex in my bed, because he didn't want his date to know he has a smaller bed. FML

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Served and deserved

By Anonymous - 05/12/2022 16:00 - United States - University Park

Today, my roommate's girlfriend came to visit for a couple of days, and we fucked behind his back. My roommate told me he just tested positive for syphilis. FML

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CurvyisCool 22

Monday 2 February 2015 22:35

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

marcmaralou 15

Monday 2 February 2015 22:35

they tripped, right?

Comments

morgasshk 14

Monday 2 February 2015 23:30

damn... she must have had a bad case of slipadicktomee.

pjsr 32

Monday 2 February 2015 23:39

Boners have a mind of their own

brieee 23

Monday 2 February 2015 23:40

" I just fell in, I don't know how, it was an accident I swear!"

JHam12 14

Monday 2 February 2015 23:49

I guess now you can "accidentally" break up with him

RMP15 8

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:01

I hope you "accidently" chop his balls off

ToxicMoo33 18

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:07

Accidentally leave him.

flopstar 21

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:25

That's one "accident" a sorry can't fix.

mmazzaa 16

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:28

"Oops I fell down and my dick went straight into her pussy whole"

feven 32

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:37

The amount of accidentally jokes is killing me.

theotherguyss 3

Tuesday 3 February 2015 0:39

Welp, I guess it's okay if you "accidentally" trip on his other friends as well OP.

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