By itsemilyc - 02/02/2015 19:34 - United States - Byron Center

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Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

"I fell down the stairs while erect and she just so happened to be at the bottom bent over naked."

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marcmaralou 15

they tripped, right?

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countrygirl09199 13

You should "accidentally" throw him down a few flights of stairs or off a bridge... Fyl op! At least he is/was only your boyfriend instead of your husband. Also time for a new roommate!

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Dean__Winchester 16

-insert Boromir here- One does not simply have sex with one's roommate "accidentally".

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Phoenix_fml 13

did he accidentally fall into her, out of her, into her, and out of her repeatedly?

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Niedermayer_20 12

She probably trip, fell and landed on his dick

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Brasilian29 10

If that "accidently" happened, then "accidently" break up with him.

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