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Incognito browsing

By Anonymous - 26/05/2020 23:00

Spicy

Today, my dad is super overprotective and can view my search history through his phone. I'd downloaded the Google app to be able search for things he wouldn't approve of. I just realized I've been making all these searches on my school account. I go to a private school and they can view my search history. FML

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By Hank-T4 - 11/10/2015 11:45 - Australia - Truganina

Today, while looking through my son's browser history, I found a Google search for "stop looking in my history u nosey cunt". I swore last week that I don't invade his privacy, so I can't even punish him for the bad language without looking like a lying bastard. FML

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By 14YearOld - 25/11/2011 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML

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Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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Privacy

By silver bear - 15/05/2021 17:00

Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML

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By Gigi - 05/09/2012 04:29 - United States

Today, my crush asked to use my phone so he could Google something. Flattered that he wanted to use my phone, I agreed. After he was done, he handed it back with a weird look. I later realized he had found himself in my top searches. FML

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Scarred a generation

By nbj10 - 31/05/2013 22:42 - Singapore - Singapore

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Today, my dad went snooping on my laptop, and saw that I'd recently looked up 2 Girls, 1 Cup. It was out of morbid curiosity, but he thinks I'm into "satanic porn", and confiscated every electronic device I own. Now I have to sneak to the library just to check my emails. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

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Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML

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By alealovespurple - 16/08/2009 20:04 - Canada

Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML

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By Nickname - 28/07/2011 02:02 - United States

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Today, I was browsing the web when I checked the search history. Turns out my son has been searching for "nude grills" and "hot grills." Not only is my 12-year-old son attempting to find porn on the internet, he also can't spell. FML

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Weird family

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 10:01 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML

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Top comments

RhymePrime 7

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:42

Why didn't you use incognito browsing?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 27 May 2020 1:18

This is why you should always take precautions.

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:38

What are you looking for, you naughty minx?!

RhymePrime 7

Tuesday 26 May 2020 23:42

Why didn't you use incognito browsing?

loliloveoniichan 14

Wednesday 27 May 2020 20:41

his dns cache still saves the websites he visits even on incognito mode

kfchicken 31

Saturday 30 May 2020 1:56

a vpn with incognito is what op needs

Baby_123 8

Wednesday 27 May 2020 1:17

Solution, egg his house

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 27 May 2020 1:20

Genius idea; egg your own parents' house. There's no way that could make it worse.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 27 May 2020 1:18

This is why you should always take precautions.

TheGestalt97 11

Thursday 28 May 2020 20:51

If it has anything to do with technology, I never pick YDI.

Skyler Bond 3

Saturday 6 June 2020 6:05

Use an APK you noob!

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