Work: Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because...

By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 14:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss texted me to say the office was closed because of the snow. I begged him to let me go in anyway because I had nothing to do all day. I have no life, friends or hobbies. FML

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By bitchypast - 27/01/2015 23:50 - United States - Rockland

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

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By snowbunny - 11/01/2011 02:03 - United States

Today, I got snowed in. At work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2018 15:00

Today, I tried to get the day off because of snow and ice on the roads, which had already caused 2 accidents close to my house. My boss just called me a useless millennial, fired me, and hung up the phone. FML

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Snow day

By Yudith - 05/12/2023 03:00 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I returned from wading in a foot of snow to go to a hearing and back, and opened my emails. My boss had sent me an email on Friday at 4:30 telling me I didn't have to go in. On Friday, there was the company Christmas party. He was there. So was I. He told me nothing. Nor did he call me. FML

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Stuck

By Snowzies - 06/01/2010 13:42 - United Kingdom

Today, it was snowing really badly, so my boss said that everyone who drove to work could leave. But because I got the bus in, she said that I should stay and do a full day. By the time she eventually decided it was bad enough for me to leave, the buses were cancelled. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2010 08:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a phone call to say my workplace was closed due to extreme weather conditions. Looking forward to my day off, I then realised the boiler was broken and my house has no heating despite there being a foot of snow outside. I'm spending the day in bed, wearing all my clothes. FML

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By Username - 01/02/2011 15:40

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

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Shut up already!

By Anonymous - 30/12/2021 17:01

Today, I thought working through the holidays would mean little to do and the boss telling me stories all day. Actually, it meant having loads to do, while my boss was telling me stories regardless, effectively keeping me from doing the work he is paying me for. FML

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By socialbanana - 19/12/2016 02:13 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, after getting up at 6 a.m., fighting with the dogs to wipe their paws off from the snow, and having to wait for a moving truck to move so I could get to work by 8, I got a call from my boss saying we were closed due to weather. It was 8:15. I was already there. FML

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Seize the day

By Nick - 06/08/2013 14:44 - Australia - Baulkham Hills

Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

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therealsuperman 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:02

build a snowman. duh

ThatGirlIsMe93 0

Tuesday 7 December 2010 19:06

Maybe you should get a life??

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bootje 5

Wednesday 8 December 2010 20:18

read a book, have a bath.

hoboruler456 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 1:08

I think your life may be a fml... ^^

alriad 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 9:18

I feel very sad after reading this :( on the order of a few million times sadder than any other Fml post has made me. I'll be your friend

babaonia 0

Friday 10 December 2010 16:11

feel the same way

Malkria 1

Monday 13 December 2010 3:42

I'll be your friend ;)

BboyInspire 0

Friday 31 December 2010 6:45

No life, friends, or hobbies? Three words...World of Warcraft.

bootje 5

Saturday 8 January 2011 8:12

not even a lot of comments...

blink831forever 13

Sunday 9 January 2011 6:15

I'm sorry OP. I'll be your friend.

NiknGbi 3

Tuesday 1 February 2011 13:07

awe! no one should be alone n life. fb me. nikngbi

MustangMan29 13

Saturday 14 May 2011 17:12

get some fine ass kush and light it up

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