Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie,...

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 04:27 - United States - Panama City

Today, my best friend stopped by my house, borrowed a movie, and left. That was the extent of our communication for the day. Today is my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2021 16:59 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Two of my best friends forgot it, and so did my grandparents. All of my friends were busy, so I spent it alone in my car. FML

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By reginaphalange - 27/05/2010 14:06 - Australia

Today, I found out that my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited. I had just finished planning a surprise party for her. FML

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By Username - 23/01/2011 18:44 - United States

Today, my best friend came over for dinner and a movie. Moments after arriving, she spent an hour on the phone, and ended up accepting another invitation before leaving. I guess it's dinner for one tonight. FML

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By pointlessperson - 06/02/2009 14:28 - Canada

Today, I hung out with a friend who has been too busy to hang out with me in a few months. I decided to make the day super special with fun plans and spent a lot of money doing so. When I got home, her facebook status said "Pointless day, gone to bed". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 17:02 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML

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You deserved it 144

By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 16:41 - United States - Augusta

Today, and recently, many of my friends have been acting strangely. My birthday is coming up soon, so I thought maybe they were planning a surprise party. Nope. Turns out they've just been secretly hanging out without me. FML

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By Ondskansgris - 12/03/2009 09:59 - Sweden

Today, I turned 22, without anyone wishing me a happy birthday. In fact, the only phone call I received all day was from my brother. He wanted to borrow money. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 21:03 - United States - Edison

Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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desireev 17

Tuesday 27 March 2012 11:45

Gotta love them besties! That does suck though, OP! FYL, for sure! Birthday wishes from Miss Desiree! :)

micahsmommy 13

Tuesday 27 March 2012 13:50

38- and yet you just typed 3 i's in that reply.

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hrubi4x4 4

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:00

Id take my movie back and say bye!

jhouserocker 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:01

Definitely not ur friend if they come over just because they want something from you... Happy Birthday!!

sonuskos 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:39

Dam... The guy who had more happy b-days from a **** site beat you : c. Sorry op happy b-day~~

ManicGypsy 22

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:26

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear OP! Happy Birthday to you! There, now someone sung you happy birthday. Kinda. LOL!

miss_booboo_8 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:32

HAPPY BIRTHDAY :D And they must not be that gooda friend sorry to hear. That happened to me before too

audball8498 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:48

Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one! So sorry she forgot!!

SMMaddie 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:04

Happy birthday(:

hateevryone 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:21

You need a new best friend

Cablo_Gubla 2

Wednesday 28 March 2012 1:48

A birthday is just another day. Expecting acknowledgment/validation/attention from people is setting yourself up for disappointment, apparently, and pushing that expectation on people makes you an asshole. Not saying you did, I have no idea, just saying birthdays aren't that important.