By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Jefe_fml 0

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

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littlemisslee 0

did you **** in your pants? lol

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newburton13 26

You could sue for sexual harassment, even if she thought she was touching your leg.

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samir1996 0

Why is this an FML? You got your d**k felt by your hot boss!

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HEATNATION 10

It only says FML because you have to put that at the end..

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newburton13 26

Well dude, if you're a temp, and she's patting your leg like that, she's asking for it.

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rorex 26

Ugh. Just love guys that get boners by looking at a pair of legs.

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azouwa 26

I've seen movies that started just like this... just saying.

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