By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 27/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
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Jefe_fml 0

Nice, you're only temp, go for it.

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littlemisslee 0

did you **** in your pants? lol

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pplkillr 0

you do realise that it may not have been (entirely) accedental... go for it.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

How is this an FML if you find her attractive and kept staring at her?

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mycatsaysmeow 7

Assuming I understand the FML, either your man tool is very long and went a bit far down your pants leg, or she patted your leg high up and close to your crotch. Either way, this is not an FML ;)

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anna15243 6

I bet she wanted to do more than that! oh yeaaahhhh...

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anna15243 6

ooooh boner! if I do say so myself, p.h.a.t.!!

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Allbeing 2

And you are complaining about this?

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samanthamordecai 9

Sounds like it was hard to control yourself.

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littlebluepill 1

33 and 46, you're the only ones who've commented realistically so far. Usually if someone is going to pat someone on the leg, it's on the knee or mid thigh. I'd say OP is about 17, desperate and dreaming.

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