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By ZAnon - 06/02/2015 07:06 - United States - Houston

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2012 02:07 - United States - Southfield

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

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By woofwoof - 30/12/2014 04:17 - Turkey - Izmir

Today, I got mugged while walking my dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

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Today, I was mauled by my own dog. I own a Chihuahua. FML

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By Zach Got Robbed - 08/01/2014 23:02 - United States - Clifton

Today, my 175-pound rottweiler I've raised since a puppy watched me get jumped and robbed of my phone and money in my yard. An hour later, he hopped the fence and chased the mail man down the street after he leaned on the fence for a second. FML

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By Hey buddy - 10/11/2022 10:00

Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML

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By anyonmus - 12/04/2013 00:59 - United States - Westminster

Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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By Vee - 24/09/2017 07:00 - United States

Today, my 80lb black lab decided that the moment I start doing pushups is her cue to mount me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 22:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 02:39 - United States

Today, I dog-sat for my neighbors' pitbull. Weighing in at 100 pounds with a nasty bite, this dog is no lap dog, but I treated it as one - not knowing how deadly this dog could be - beckoning it towards me with my hand. I now have 6 stitches in my hand and arm, and the neighbors didn't pay me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2011 08:42 - United States

Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML

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gigistar15 21

Friday 6 February 2015 15:10

Shows that not all pitbulls are vicious! But that definitely sucks for u :(

stuner56 22

Friday 6 February 2015 15:16

Knowing the way people are, if your dog actually did something, your mugger would probably sue you

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Undecidedlime 6

Friday 13 February 2015 7:11

Pit bulls are sweet, loving dogs, but they're also REALLY dumb

Thatsoccerdoge 2

Monday 16 February 2015 21:31

Wow that dog weighs more than me haha...

chadsea 4

Thursday 5 March 2015 10:15

you should be happy your fur baby didn't do anything being a beautiful pitbull, she would have been put down without any second thought. good doggy

SexyMexi21 23

Monday 7 September 2015 17:39

Pit Bulls are the most sweetest sensitive dogs out there. Sorry Op

Red_Curls1995 28

Saturday 26 December 2015 11:13

I knew a pitbull like that. The owners house got robbed and the robber had just lured him into the bathroom with a bone. They found him in there happy as could be.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 27 July 2016 20:20

Pit bulls are sweet and really love people. I'm sorry you got mugged.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Wednesday 23 August 2017 22:51

The bigger a dog, the less likely it is to attack humans. Unless they provoke it of course...

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