Kids: Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and...

By Oily - 16/12/2011 09:08 - New Zealand

Today, my 7-year-old daughter came up to me in a noisy mall and said "boo-boo" pointing to her hand. Not paying enough attention, I kissed her hand to make her feel better. She grimaced and said "No dad, bird poo." FML

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By gbabyy - 22/11/2009 03:25 - United States

Today, my daughter was playing outside. I was watching her from the window, and I saw her pick up a dead bird. I ran outside to grab her. As I picked her up and started scolding her, she tried to scratch my face. In the attempt, her hand went straight into my mouth. FML

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Sorry sweetie

By ddhaley1 - 18/07/2015 19:08 - United States - Edmond

Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML

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By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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By nybaby - 29/11/2010 21:17 - United States

Today, a little girl pointed to the acne on my face and said to her dad, "Look at how many mosquito bites she has on her face!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2014 20:22 - Spain - Valencia

Today, I was driving my 7-year-old daughter to school, when out of nowhere a bird smashed into the windshield. Instead of screaming or being traumatized by the gore like me, my daughter started laughing, eventually calling the bird a "stupid bastard". FML

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By shitface - 25/01/2010 10:18 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML

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By Username - 17/03/2011 04:04

Today, my daughter went potty. Just as she always does, she came up to me and announced, "I flushed, and wiped, and shut the light off." Then she did something brand new. She covered my face with her hand and asked, "Do these fingers smell?" They did. FML

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By jazz - 22/01/2010 08:11 - France

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2014 20:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

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seximexi911 10

Friday 16 December 2011 15:58

Dirty mouth? Clean it up!! Hahaha I'm sorry I'm laughing at your expense op. :)

theunwiseone 4

Friday 16 December 2011 16:02

Well that's a shitty situ........ No??? Oh ok then. If anyone needs me I'll be sitting in the "overused pun corner"

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vbmg152 18

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:29

Maybe you should pay more attention to your kid! At least give her a passing glance before you go kissing something! Idiot!!!

cuddlebunny3548 11

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:39

You should have paid more attention!!

TuteSweet 13

Saturday 17 December 2011 4:59

awe your such a cute dad :) my boy friend never kisses out kids boo-boos!

shots1996 8

Saturday 17 December 2011 5:17

Id buy some orbit for your dirty mouth

triphoes 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 5:33

pay attention to your kid before you eat shit bro.

Poser1337 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 7:30

CoolstoryBro

kei1108 13

Saturday 17 December 2011 7:35

Well, it was really sweet of you to kiss her 'boo-boo' automatically to make her feel better. :)

meanmachine511 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 10:21

Bird shit

lrjlvr6 0

Saturday 17 December 2011 13:59

How is there bird poop when you're in a mall...?

Norrisv5 8

Saturday 17 December 2011 17:07

Why would a 7 year old say "boo boo" :S

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