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reminds you of the good ol' days, doesn't it OP? sigh*
How about packing her bags for her?
*yawn* There's always that one guy that posts the same "I'd have sex with her!" comment. 1. No you wouldn't 2. If someone DID manage to pork a young girl who was drunk out of her mind, they might just be sent to jail. They definitely wouldn't have anything to brag about.
You mean you would have gone from flap to jack and buttered her stack?
put her on the griddle let her sizzle and split her down the middle? If she's never had a floppong would you pop her cherry topping? I have so many questions.
I agree. You always need pancakes so she is justified.
Tell her, "You ain't got no pancake mix!"
Backhand her unconscious and let her sleep it off in the kitchen. S'what I did to one of my friends one night, and he's still ignorant about it.
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You should make her pancakes
I bet that just scared the crêpe out of you, didn't it?