Kids: Today, my 20-year-old daughter staggered into my room at two...

By Ugh - 27/02/2013 21:42 - United Kingdom

Today, my 20-year-old daughter staggered into my room at two in the morning, drunker than I ever thought a person could be, screaming for me to make pancakes for her. FML

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Today, I had to go pick up my mother at 3 in the morning. She had been out drinking and couldn't drive. She parties more than I do. FML

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By Clader - 10/12/2008 03:09 - France

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

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By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 23:01

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By eddie818 - 10/06/2012 07:54 - Canada - Sidney

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

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MolesterStallone 13

Wednesday 27 February 2013 23:53

You should make her pancakes

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 28 February 2013 0:01

I bet that just scared the crêpe out of you, didn't it?

Comments

Kkkdawg 27

Thursday 28 February 2013 7:18

Hey at least she asked you to do it, instead of trying to cook for herself and burning the house down. What a responsible daughter you have there.

Morqan_Freeman 14

Thursday 28 February 2013 7:27

you heard her, make her pancakes!

Morqan_Freeman 14

Thursday 28 February 2013 7:30

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fuxetan 8

Thursday 28 February 2013 7:56

Is your daughter ke$ha?

SuperDanielNL 23

Thursday 28 February 2013 8:00

Meh, I guess everyone has their moments. As a Dutchman I wouldn't say 20 is underage. I am used to a drinking age of 16/18.

Lunasis 14

Thursday 28 February 2013 8:01

here's what you do, say no, then while she has a hangover, act sweet and make her ''chocolate chip'' pancakes, swap out the chocolate for exlax and see if she wants to drink again

tj4234 35

Thursday 28 February 2013 8:18

For everyone saying that the girl is underage. The law in the UK for alcohol is that you can buy alcohol if you are over 18. You can also buy alcohol for someone who is over 16 provided they are drinking it on your property (i.e. your house). The law here also says that you can give a child over 5 alcohol provided it is in your own house.