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By elsatheannoyed - 12/11/2014 04:34 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML

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By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 17:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML

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thinblue32 15

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:01

Aww sorry OP. Let it go.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:03

Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.

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trickiestboss 10

Wednesday 12 November 2014 20:32

I'm sorry for your life.

Tyrez 32

Wednesday 12 November 2014 20:41

Time to get a name change!

Llamasaur 14

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:07

You poor, poor soul

DewTutorials 6

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:21

That sucks. You just have to let it go..

Aierleon 3

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:24

"Do you want to hide a body?"

LostInTheZone11 29

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:27

I'm siding with OP on this. I now hate that annoying, overrated, stupid movie.

tonyfan00 38

Thursday 13 November 2014 5:40

Agreed in full.

spunkylady 24

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:42

That's unfortunate :(

Psycho_Babydoll 26

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:53

I like Frozen, but boy is it WAY overrated and overhyped. FYL, OP.

rabid_otaku 29

Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:20

I'm so sorry.

AnnaTheTerrible 8

Wednesday 12 November 2014 22:22

I keep getting asked if I have a sister named Elsa. Still probably not as bad as actually being named Elsa, though.

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