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By elsatheannoyed - 12/11/2014 04:34 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman. My name is Elsa. FML

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By PrincessPromotion - 26/07/2014 16:29 - United States - Havertown

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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By NotAPrincess - 12/05/2015 16:38 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while waitressing, I served a family with a little girl who was wearing a Frozen shirt. I told her I'm friends with Elsa and that she taught me to sing. The girl asked me to sing a song, so I did. Not even 5 seconds in, she started bawling. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

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By dollybabe - 09/01/2010 21:20 - Ireland

Today, I dressed up, went over to my boyfriend and told him he could do anything he wanted. He said nothing and walked outside. I figured he'd come back in shortly, but when I looked out the window a few minutes later, he was building a snowman. FML

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By fuckyouharddad - 15/04/2014 19:24 - United States - Sacramento

Today, my 12-year-old sister watched Frozen. She's spent the last two hours playing the song Let It Go on high volume over and over, and in different languages. I now have a skull-splitting headache, and my dad just sarcastically told me to "let it go". FML

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By JoshuaRob - 03/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I got excited because a snowman I had built lasted a whole week, which is uncommon in my mild climate area. I thought myself lucky, and that my life was turning around. Then I realized how lame my whole train of thought was. FML

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By anon - 03/02/2015 07:50 - United States - Bloomington

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

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By JackieD - 25/08/2014 18:05 - United States - Bellevue

Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML

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By frozenpoo - 21/01/2015 02:05 - United States

Today, while trying to take a crap, I shut the bathroom door. A minute later, my 3 year old daughter knocked and said "Mommy, do you wanna build a snowman?" She kept singing the song until I was finally done. FML

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Little brat

By Anonymous - 20/01/2022 17:01

Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML

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thinblue32 15

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:01

Aww sorry OP. Let it go.

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:03

Bet you wish your name was something Elsa.

Comments

jazman195 20

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:57

Whenever I meet someone new the first thing they say is "Oh Jasmine... Like Princess Jasmine, huh?" Yes. I was named after the princess on Aladdin. I'm well aware. Thank you for pointing it out yet again.

JukeboxValkyrie 19

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:03

If it makes you feel any better, my name is Arielle. Everyone always asks me if I'm a mermaid or they ask where flounder is. Regardless of the fact that my name isn't even spelled or pronounced the same as the mermaid.

kerstileann 26

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:08

wait. how IS your name pronounced if it isnt pronounced "air-ee-ull"? just curious. is it "R-ee-elle" or something different?

CaroAurelia 12

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:06

People think they're so original, when really you've heard the same damn thing probably three times THAT DAY ALONE. I'm a vegetarian named Caroline, so I either get the stupid "if you were trapped on a desert island with only meat" question or I get serenaded with Sweet Caroline (which is a good song but gets old when you get it sung to you on at least a weekly basis).

Alexis2742 31

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:09

Yeah my little sisters name is Anna and everyone tells her, "go away Anna!" She's over it.

nikojhavlin 12

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:14

Im just gonna say, **** them. Ignore them or tell them to grow the **** up. I know what it feels like

kerstileann 26

Wednesday 12 November 2014 21:12

by your user name im gonna assume its niko? if so you must get a lot of gta iv jokes. so do you wanna go bowling? ;)

IWishIWasObama 12

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:24

show them your boobs and they'll stop talking.

MrConcise 34

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:25

OP, you've opened the floodgates. Seems brackish thus far.

DenverTyrrell 13

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:59

Shit...I love the name Elsa but FYL ever since that film came out!

mansen 15

Wednesday 12 November 2014 18:00

Feel you on that, all through elementary and high school I got to hear all the variations of McDonalds commercial songs, while I repeatedly pointed out my last name is MacDonald...there is a difference dammit!!!