By Sheldon76 - 24/02/2015 19:43

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML
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Sheldon76 16

Well once she felt the resistance she stopped and deflated it fully. But unfortunately it had traveled some down the urethra before she realized. So I had to wait while she grabbed another syringe unfortunately.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

*every single guy on FML shudders and clutches his dick* I'm honestly glad I cannot relate to this.

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cheeeksss 29

I don't have a penis but I can imagine the pain. I'm so sorry! :c

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ashweaver 12

That's some nasty ass shii ???

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zakmister 10

This reminds me of 1 man 1 screwdriver.

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BigBubbaJ 13

As a member of Generation Y, which has been so desensitized by television and video games, there are very few things that I can see, let alone read, that send chills throughout the entirety of my body. Congratulations, this was one of them.

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nialls_girl 13

Well so glad I'm a girl...fyl op. :(

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amileah13 26

That like makes my self hurt, and I'm a girl. Sorry that happened to you OP, let's hope that nurse learns from her mistakes!

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skyline0392 8

I had my stomach pumped once and I always complain about that pain. That doesn't even compare to your pain. I'm sorry brother get better!

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wyverntail 15

Can someone please explain this? I don't understand this at all, due to me 1) being female, and 2) not having a lot of knowledge in anything medical.

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limabeans101029 20

A catheter is basically a small tube inserted into the body (in this case through the urethra) to drain fluids (in this case urine). I'm assuming that, to take the catheter out, it needs to be deflated in some way. But OP's nurse didn't deflate it all the way and so caused OP some wince-worthy pain when she tried to pull it out of his urethra

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