By Sheldon76 - 24/02/2015 19:43

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML
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Sheldon76 16

Well once she felt the resistance she stopped and deflated it fully. But unfortunately it had traveled some down the urethra before she realized. So I had to wait while she grabbed another syringe unfortunately.

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Jared900DUmpling 30

*every single guy on FML shudders and clutches his dick* I'm honestly glad I cannot relate to this.

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cheeeksss 29

I don't have a penis but I can imagine the pain. I'm so sorry! :c

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Comments

greenerich 11

The balloon keeps the catheter from slipping out. When it's deflated, the catheter easily slips out on its own.

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Sheldon76 16

A tube inserted through the urethra and into the bladder. (Through a dick hole, for a male). It drains your bladder for you so you don't have to pee.

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fmlsams 27

It's what everyone wishes for during those 1 AM "I have to pee" moments, and what everyone hates when they actually need to have one.

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HeWillBeLoved105 22

I'm a girl and I shuddered.. Why is there a balloon in there?

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steffi85 7

there is a balloon to hold it in place or it slips out.

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bobdlawr 8

Only one case I can think of deserves that and that's pedifiles ( sorry if it's misspelled for the spelling nazi ) but as an EMT my but hole created a sonic boom as it slapped shut that's how bad it made me cringe

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lvg_fml 10

I don't get how anyone put you deserve it. I know I sometimes hit that by accident but there's a lot. Wish there was a way to undo it. Anyway so sorry you went through that.

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genericfmluser 17

My buddy knocked out a nurse because he forgot to deflate the balloon and just yanked.

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exuberant_orange 17

Oh this is so cringey. Sorry OP, hope you're ok down there.

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SydLovesLacey 18

Hooray for vaginas.

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dicamillo27 11

it would still hurt for it to happen to a girl...

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irishmaiden78 23

Trust me, still doesn't feel good having a catheter put in your urethra. Guy or girl, it doesn't matter.

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kerrycakes 21

A catheter goes in your urethra, not your ******.. It's two different holes. So it would hurt just as much for females

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Scorpio1691 29

Oh, the agony of it all. YOUCH!! sorry to hear

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Lovely_Lucie 7

Now you can feel sorry for girl's giving birth...

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kerrycakes 21

why? women don't give birth from their urethra

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Cathrin 26

She was probably just referring to the level of pain.

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