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Have the receipt ready and take pictures of yourself and your wife puking as evidence and SUE THE RESTAURANT!!!!!! SUE THEM I TELL YA!!

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I gave you a thumbs up since you were actually #2. Anyway, don't let the poisoning stop you. Who knows, maybe you'll discover a new kink for vomiting/diarrhea during sex? ...*vomits from the thought*

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Fail. Not only is the first crap old and juvenile, you are not even first. Boy you suck at life. :)

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Okay on the other one you put "that sucks"...what's the point of commenting when you're not going to be at all original?

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Yep you caught me, I'm a stalker, there's no way I could have just remembered her picture from the last FML I was on just seconds ago

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((I always get sick at McChunkies. )) A lot of people take dates to fast food places... in Fatsoville, but only if you live in Poortown. Mhm.

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Food poisoning is almost impossible to prove and manifests 24-48 hours after consumption. It didn't come from that restaurant.

I'm sure you went home and had a good night. Jk, food poisoning fucking sucks and makes my insides want to come out.

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