By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence

Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML
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Angitia 8

Wow... what the hell could a bunch of shrimp possibly do?

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duckiegirl21 10

I wonder what the Tamagotchi policy is.

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bassmaestro 10

Why the hell do you need sea monkeys

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Joui_fml 11

Maybe you shouldn't try to imprison them in a little glass cage. Although... It would probably be better than their previous home, which is usually the case. But for you to support the engineering and mass production of those poor little things?

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Ihatecupcakes17 0

Oh god, the comments on here are both smart and funny. "maybe it's time for a pet rock?" or "I wonder what the tamagotchi policy is?" you guys on FML rock! Also, I have three tanks of them. They can live in dormant stage for like two years. Put them in a mason jar and hide them, I guess.

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wsdarrah 14

Boo :( sea monkeys rock. Get them and keep them a secret OP.

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bleedingglitter 24

Yeah I was once told that I needed to get rid of my hermit crab that I had owned for 3 years. They couldn't justify a reason for me to not be able to keep him though so they just left me alone.

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