By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence

Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML
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Angitia 8

Wow... what the hell could a bunch of shrimp possibly do?

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hhhwat 0

Sad, I dunno what I'd do without my dog. Pets are wonderful as long as they're responsibly kept, that's most likely why they don't allow them. They can't trust anyone. FyL :(

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stevenmx86 7

And ydi because you should've known this upon moving in.. If you want general freedoms, stop renting.

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jerry2011 4

Tell them that its your distant cousin

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OuiOui907_fml 1

So totally presumptuous, it seems that pets are not allowed in your house, which does not seem such a bad thing, given the fact that the enemies of freedom invariably say come in peace, which is obviously not to convince the heads of wood. Am I mistaken?

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OuiOui907_fml 1

I am mortified astonishment at reading this phrase: "pet rocks". What may well be the meaning? Should we read it in a Sartrean sense or mauracienne? And how to understand the maturation-related pet? We are in antithès overall and I am totally helpless

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thats_my_job 11

Yes I am wondering why people are trying to bully people off this site like they own it. No matter your personal opinion of Layla you have no right to tell her to leave. Stalker much? So piss off and mind your own business keeping in mind this site is for entertainment not to pick on little girls. Not sure why mods allow those comments but half of mine like "bacon bits" gets deleted. Nice job mods.

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OfficeNinja 5

Call them "service sea monkeys" and that you need them for some medical reason. Now they are not pets (they have a job) and the ADA law will back you up. Problem solved.

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