By Monkeyless - 02/05/2012 03:59 - United States - Providence

Today, it was confirmed that the "no pet rule" in my apartment complex is so strict that I'm not even allowed to have sea monkeys. FML
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Angitia 8

Wow... what the hell could a bunch of shrimp possibly do?

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angelofsaturn 23

Sea monkeys tried to kill my friend's cat. They're evil. Lol

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spottyblanket 8

Hey OP you are not a landlord and you haven't had to repaint and clean a place after it stinks of cat piss, or 20 bird perches have been glued to the ceiling--you have NO idea. :| I've done all that and worse, all because I'm nice and let people have pets. Landlord have to exclude everything to be fair, which is not easy...the alternative is having to clean up after gross people AND their animals...and trust me, people are animals enough *shudder* I could tell you plemty of horror stories.

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

What damage would they be expecting sea monkeys to cause? Those things can live in a pitcher of water.

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Calyx_fml 21

How about a pet human? Bring out the gimp.

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extraberry 9

You know what a big mess sea monkeys can make

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Nerfherder69 14

I've got sea monkeys! They're ******* awesome

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kense12 0

Lol, what pole got stuck up their butts? Sea monkey are amazing pets!

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merko 8

Maybe imaginary pets is the way to go.

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BloodFaerie 21

Sea monkeys are small shrimp... so technically they're food.... does that make them livestock? Do they have a rule against livestock??

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