Transportation: Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains,... - FML

By saintmichi - 01/02/2010 00:21 - Poland

Today, after a 9 hour train journey through the Polish mountains, I mistook a small black and white cat for a penguin. FML

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Today, I'm moving. While packing, I realized I hadn't seen my cat in a few hours. I called her and realized she was inside one of the hundreds of boxes in my house. I accidentally packed my cat. FML

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By tal - 22/08/2012 09:57 - France

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By speshlk37 - 20/08/2012 02:19 - United States

Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

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By anugla - 18/08/2009 05:02 - United States

Today, I ran over a cat while driving home. I tried to keep myself together but couldn't help but cry because of how bad I felt. Through my tears I failed to notice a porcupine in the middle of the road. Yep, I hit him too. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

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By Rebeccs - 14/08/2022 20:00 - Canada

Today, my cat escaped through my front door. It was dark out, so I had no idea where I was going. I finally caught up to him in my neighbour’s lawn and I gave him heck for scaring me. It took me a minute to realize I was actually talking to a bush in their flowerbed. FML

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By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming

Today, I woke up, got dressed, and left for the 1 hour drive to the nearest vet. When I arrived, I realized that I left my cat in its carrier on my kitchen counter. FML

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By now have a cat - 24/04/2014 20:52 - United States - Glenview

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

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auburnvans 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:05

How does this **** your life?

cpatrick820 3

Monday 1 February 2010 9:34

SWEET JESUS, THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS COMING TO AN END! Shut up.

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auburnvans 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:05

How does this **** your life?

angrytaco26 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:18

Ya i kno this does affect your life at all it was just a hilarious mistake did you at least see it waddle?

saviisneat 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:22

you have to blame the moderators for this one...

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 1 February 2010 9:45

I think people from MLIA are moderating for us.

hateliving09 0

Monday 1 February 2010 10:37

yeah, it's one of the very many pointless fml's that i've seen on this site...just mistaking one animal for another animal is nothing to do with how bad one's life sucks.

ShadowzI 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:11

my thought exactly. unless you had a cat and left it for the penguin

bitched 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:04

ur a fag, ive had way worse but the homos who work at fml wont submit mine, im gonna kill u

davidhasmorefun 0

Monday 1 February 2010 16:50

who moderates this crap??

BritishHobo 0

Monday 1 February 2010 18:59

What the **** is this? The word Polish made m think of one of those times when people try to do a really odd foreign movie kinda thing, like in a joke on The Simpsons, and it's just made up of ******* random, irrelevant details that just look weird together.

kelleyb323 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:07

did you try to catch him?

Tripout 0

Monday 1 February 2010 14:49

op was on a train how would they try to catch it???

SweetPotatoVines 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:10

I don't get it, how does this qualify as an FML?

Zeta91 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:11

What?

chasin_butterfli 0

Monday 1 February 2010 11:51

ditto

Matcayn 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:11

Well... that isn't FML

gazelle_fml 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:12

and then....?

DogmaT_fml 4

Monday 1 February 2010 9:14

HAHA billy madison did you yell 'Come here you penguin' as you jumped out of the train?

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 1 February 2010 13:15

EXACTLY what I was thinking.

doorbellgirl 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:20

So

vman70 4

Monday 1 February 2010 9:21

wow really. get a clue and pay more attention in school dumb ass!!!! LOL

XR6Falcon 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:23

******* idiot

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