By Monkeyless - / Wednesday 2 May 2012 03:59 / United States - Providence
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  hellbilly205  |  17

Seems like a fishy situation, you shoudn't try and monkey around with the rules you sea they're for your good.

  Jonkbaby  |  16

who new monkeys could even swim i mean, weird

  slayfire122  |  19

They could be international, highly trained, and very sophisticated spies creating a plot too devious and highly risky to even tell there home ocean. I have been following their trail for over six years but could never find there location. This could be the beg break I have been waiting for. Thank you for your help. P.S. There plan is to rid the world of all shrimp cocktail, breaded shrimp, and other shrimp like foods. Also, to increase the terrible act of teaching children how to whale hunt.

  slayfire122  |  19

No, pet rocks aren't allowed. They could break a window.


Most places won't allow an aquarium of any sort because the danger of it possibly breaking and causing water damage. Although, the chance of that happening is quite slim. You would think they would allow it what with it being such a small bowl. Most sea monkeys I've seen have lived in particularly small habitats, so they must just be pricks...

  eb0ny  |  15

Huh indeed. Your comment is hurting my brain.

  AGU_zPhantom  |  0

I used to live with a crazy chick in an apartment that didn't allow pets. Even though she had 2 cats, 8 mice, a hamster, and many fish. Needless to say, she's single. Lol.

By  HSOMGF  |  5

Who the fuck keeps a seamonkey as a pet?


8-Pet rocks are the best! They're just so gneiss. Sorry, I had to make that joke, granite, it's not a very good joke. Seriously though, pet rocks were a genius, multimillion dollar idea.

By  AGU_zPhantom  |  0

You could be a smartass and get an animal, then tell your landlord you never pet it, therefore following the "no pet" rule.

Otherwise, just don't sweat the petty stuff, and wait until you get your own house to acquire an animal companion.

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