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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 00:28 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises behind the front door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights… as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML

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By Suprise - 17/08/2013 04:38 - United States

Today, as I returned home, I noticed some movement inside my house. Thinking it was a break-in, I called 911. It was my friends and some coworkers trying to throw me a surprise birthday party. Nobody's said a word to me since. FML

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By Kyokushin - 03/06/2009 14:15 - United States

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By PmS - 08/03/2009 07:16 - United States

Today, it's my birthday, and I was going over to my friend's house for dinner. When I walked in, everyone yelled, "Surprise!" and then turned on the lights. When my friend looked over at me, she said, "Wrong person guys, turn off the lights." FML

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By ididntevendrinkthatnight - 07/06/2013 05:14 - United States - Brooklyn

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By Nothingonyou - 08/09/2010 07:35 - France

Today, it was my birthday. But instead of a decent surprise, my friends decided to smash a cake on my face and unhook my dress, while taking a video of it. In a public shopping mall. FML

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By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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By XYZee - 22/08/2012 20:27 - United States - Rockmart

Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML

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By fmylifebadddd - 18/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

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By Starving Ultimatum - 02/09/2011 01:55 - United States

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kevinn95 0

Friday 11 May 2012 9:22

Ohhh no they stole ur surprise party?

ddddddddg 9

Friday 11 May 2012 9:19

That's awful! I'm so sorry op! Happy birthday (:

Comments

midnight21 8

Friday 11 May 2012 17:03

When you assume, it makes an ass out of you and me.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 11 May 2012 17:42

So, you admit you're an Ass?

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 11 May 2012 17:45

That was for #62, not for OP.

ICastillo 24

Friday 11 May 2012 17:44

Maybe they were setting up the surprise party when you walked in early they panicked and ran....

accionargles 5

Friday 11 May 2012 18:04

You can't deny it wasn't a surprise though!

Omnomnomnivore 10

Friday 11 May 2012 18:04

They were just helping you make room for all the new stuff you're going to get for your birthday

CaptTeemo 10

Friday 11 May 2012 18:22

Maybe they were those kinds of robbers that leaves stuff there.

Lull_lyre 0

Friday 11 May 2012 18:46

they stole your surprise party!?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 11 May 2012 19:02

We gonna party like it's your birthday We gon' sip Bacardi like it's your birthday We gon' rob you like it's your birthday And you know we don't give a ****, it's your birthday @Valdrek "We gon' burgle you like it's your birthday" doesn't have the same ring to it.