Miscellaneous: Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out... - FML

By thatsjustlovely - 01/01/2010 08:16 - United States

Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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By loser - 03/01/2010 12:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend a $50. I paid her to take care of my farm on Farmville, feed my fish on Fishville, and flip my burgers on Cafe World, while I went on vacation for a week. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2022 04:58 - United States - Chester

Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 07:51

Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 01:36 - France

Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML

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By nobffs - 01/01/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML

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By Yudith - 01/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML

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Happy New Year!

By Anonymous - 01/01/2021 11:01

Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML

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Happy New Year to all the cats out there

By HappyNewYearsToMeAndMyCat - 01/01/2015 05:25 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I'm celebrating New Year's with my cat. I made her a cake. FML

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By 00bsg - 21/12/2013 15:46 - United States - Salem

Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends and family said they were busy so I figured I was getting a surprise party. Nope. They all were actually busy. I spent my birthday alone. FML

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type1 3

Friday 1 January 2010 16:25

that is just so sad..

perdix 29

Friday 1 January 2010 17:47

No big deal. My New Year's resolution was to take up fishing, so I stayed home alone on New Year's Eve just to master bait.

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Victoria13_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 22:49

Dude, you need to get LAID .

PATastrophy102 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:09

WoW dostroys everyone that plays it unless ur too little to understand any of it but that game is really cool, even though, I stopped playing WoW. I do play farmville but only because when im on facbook I cant just sit there and talk to ppl without doing anything

xxgenacullenxx 0

Friday 1 January 2010 23:37

well I mastered level 23 on new years

reidcamphor 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:07

wtf plays farmville? you need to get a life! YDI

kenleybunch 15

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:37

haha I love that game, it's very addictive.

SmexxiHunny 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:40

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ! im only on 15 >

aquasat 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 0:46

HAHA :)

CannibAlexx 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:02

YDI for playing Farmville.

SeventhFonons 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:14

Sounds like something my mom would do... honestly, I'd rather be playing Harvest Moon...

catiap 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:16

I'm also on that level but I went out

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Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML

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Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Turns out that bouncers don't think it's a problem for girls to go up on stage and make out with the musicians. FML

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