By picaru - 21/06/2009 18:00 - United States

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Today, is the first day of my honeymoon. It has been 6 years since I took a "real" vacation. We have 3 kids and a small house, and now we have 9 days alone in random hotels to do what couples do on their honeymoon without kids... Day one, I got my period 7 days early. FML
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Lounia_fml 8

how does she deserve this? xD Like really. YDI for being a woman, YDI for leaving your kids.. I wonder what stupid excuses will come up for YDI xD

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Anderling 32

That sucks. Mother nature is awful. Hope things'll look up soon.

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flic_fml 0

YDI for being a bogan and having 3 kids before you got married.

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BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

"When the river runs red, take the dirt trail" Kinda gross (To some people), but way funny. LOL, but honestly though, some guys dont mind a little blood. If you/he really wants it, I dont think blood will stop you..... :/

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toxicbaby 0

At the very least, you don't need to wash the bedsheets / towels thereafter. New ones will 'magically' appears. :)

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cherrystarkiss 0

just do it in the shower no problem. p.s, #179 live in the NOW. thats what people do. f*** marriage.

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flex_able 0

FYL for sure!!! i hate it when that kind of shit happens!!!

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alyssamarie218 0

more lube man!!

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unistudentb 0

Awwwww, poor you :( ignore the little boys commenting

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shmollycoco 0

just do it anyway. put down a towel or whatever. really not a big deal.

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phatdaddy 0

Who cares? They're not YOUR sheets!!!

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